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Saturday, April 30, 2011

10 Funniest Wedding Fails

If you are going to get married and you want everything to be perfect, please follow these ten simple yet precious rules.

Rule number one: you probably shouldn't choose such a long stair, or such a long veil. (The comments say it's probably a guy, but it's funny anyways).




Rule number two: try not to choose a clumsy best man. (Best man trips, bride and priest fall into the pool).




Rule number three: during your wedding vows, try to keep your sexual thoughts to yourself. (Bride accidentally says "lust" instead of "love and trust" in her wedding vows!)







Rule number four: don't laugh your ass off during your husband's vows.




Rule number five: don't lose your fake teeth during the ceremony.




Rule number six: when you get out of the car, make sure all your dress is out too.




Rule number seven: make sure your veil is attached to your head.




Rule number eight: don't pass out during the ceremony.




Rule number nine: don't, absolutely don't, puke on the bride.




And finally… rule number ten: wait until the end of the ceremony to update your Facebook and Twitter status.




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